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Reptile Jokes 04

What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?


A lost frog!





What's green and tough?


A toad with a machine gun!





Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?


Because her husband spawned her affections!





What do you call a 100 year old frog?


An old croak!





What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?


Kermit the Fog!





What is a chameleon's motto?


A change is as good as a rest!





What happens if you eat a hot frog?


You'll croak in no time!





What do you say if you meet a toad?


Wart's new!





What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?


Hoppalong Cassidy!