Reptile Jokes 03
What do toads drink?
When is a car like a frog?
When it's becing toad!
Why do frogs have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires!
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
He bowled long hops!
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half an apple!
What do frogs drink?
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What kind of shoes to frogs like?
Open toad sandals!