Mouse Jokes 02
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
Cross mouse cards!
What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries
What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice!
What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs!
What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
A thin mouse!
Is there a mouse in the house?
No, but there's a moose on the loose!