Kid Jokes

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time no flea!


Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!


What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!


What do you call a cheerful flea?

A hop-timist!


What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!


What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog?


What did the romantic flea say?

I love you aw-flea!


How do fleas travel?

Itch hiking!


What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!


Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?

To hide his flea collar!