Kid Jokes

What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?


A gerbil shepherd dog!





What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?


A mouse-tache!





Why did the mouse eat a candle?


For some light refreshment!





What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?


Mouse code!





What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?


Bubble and squeak!





What's a mouse's favorite record?


Please cheese me!





What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?


A mouse sandwich!





What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse?


Sir!





How do mice celebrate when they move home?


With a mouse warming party!





Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?


Mickey Moose!