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You're at a Bad Motel
Top Signs You're At A Bad Motel
- The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.
- The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.
- The "magic fingers vibration" is supplied by giving a quarter to the town epileptic.
- There is still some stuff that they put around crime scenes that is yellow
- The pictures are not placed for decoration but to cover up recent bullet holes.
- You have to wait until the guy next door is done with the towel so you can use it.
- There's a chalk outline in the bed when you pull back the covers.
- The desk clerk has to move the body in order to get some ice for you.
- The Only TV station you can get is a porno channel with roseanne on it.
- The wake up call comes courtesy of police helicopter.
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