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Broker market crash
The Top 10 Signs Your Broker Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash
- "He can't come to the phone right now..he's on the ledge."
- "He won't be in today...he was made an offer and he refused."
- "He left the building and not via the elevator..if you catch my drift."
- "I'm sorry, sir..she's not in...she's out digging up your can as we speak."
- There's a sign on her desk that says "Next Broker Please."
- "He's on another line with his Mommy..would you care to hold?"
- "No sir, that wasn't him streaking through the Stock Exchange"
- "He's meeting with the SEC as we speak."
- "I'm sorry, ma'am but that was him being led from the Stock Exchange naked except for the sale tickets stuck to his body via maple syrup."
- "Yes sir, that is him in the White Bronco leading the cops down the freeway."
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