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Signs that you're broke
Signs You're Really Broke
- American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
- Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.
- You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
- You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe.
- Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.
- Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.
- You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
- You receive care packages from Europe.
- Your bologna has no first name.
- You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
- You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
- You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
- You give blood everyday - for the orange juice.
- McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
- Consumer Credit Counseling services said "No."
- The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.
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