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Tell him that he's stupid
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
- A few crumbs short of a crouton.
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
- A few beers short of a six-pack.
- A few peas short of a casserole.
- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
- One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
- One taco short of a combination plate.
- A few feathers short of a whole duck
- All foam, no beer.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instruc- tions on the heel.
- He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
- Elevator doesn't go all th eway to the top floor.
- Forgot to pay her brain bill.
- Her sewing machine's out of thread.
- If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
- Has the intelligence of a Carrot.
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