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Excuses for sleeping

Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work

  1. They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

  2. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

  3. I was working smarter - not harder.

  4. Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout.

  5. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

  6. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

  7. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

  8. I'm in the management training program.

  9. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

  10. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!

  11. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?

  12. No! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

  13. The coffee machine is broken....

  14. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.

  15. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.

  16. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!

  17. I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.

  18. The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.

  19. Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day.

  20. I'm just resting my eyes.

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