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*   Vol. 6, Issue 05: Fri, Sep. 15, 2000  *







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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Becoming a great writer







2. Computer terms















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Becoming a great writer















There was once a young man who, in his







youth, professed his desire to become a







great writer. 















When asked to define "great" he said,







"I want to write stuff that the whole







world will read, stuff that people will







react to on a truly emotional level.







Stuff that will make them scream, cry,







and howl in pain and anger!" 















He now works for Microsoft, writing







error messages. 















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2. Computer terms















State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't







afford.















Obsolete - Any computer you own.















Microsecond - The time it takes for your







state-of-the-art computer to become







obsolete.















GUI - What your computer becomes after







spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced







"gooey")















Keyboard - The standard way to generate







computer errors.















Mouse - An advanced input device to make







computer errors easier to generate.















Floppy - The state of your wallet after







purchasing a computer.















Portable Computer - A device invented to







force businessmen to work at home, on







vacation, and on business trips.















Disk Crash - A typical computer response







to any critical deadline.















System Update - A quick method of







trashing ALL of your software.















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