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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. Becoming a great writer
2. Computer terms

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. Becoming a great writer

There was once a young man who, in his
youth, professed his desire to become a
great writer. 

When asked to define "great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole
world will read, stuff that people will
react to on a truly emotional level.
Stuff that will make them scream, cry,
and howl in pain and anger!" 

He now works for Microsoft, writing
error messages. 

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2. Computer terms

State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't
afford.

Obsolete - Any computer you own.

Microsecond - The time it takes for your
state-of-the-art computer to become
obsolete.

GUI - What your computer becomes after
spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced
"gooey")

Keyboard - The standard way to generate
computer errors.

Mouse - An advanced input device to make
computer errors easier to generate.

Floppy - The state of your wallet after
purchasing a computer.

Portable Computer - A device invented to
force businessmen to work at home, on
vacation, and on business trips.

Disk Crash - A typical computer response
to any critical deadline.

System Update - A quick method of
trashing ALL of your software.

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