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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Rushing to the bank







2. Granting a wish















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Rushing to the bank















A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils







a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation,"







she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in







the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his







balance, falls in, and begins splashing and







yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion,







knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank.







Why do you think she ran to the bank?"















A little girl raised her hand and asked, "To







draw out all his savings?"















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2. Granting a wish















A couple had been married for 25 years and







also celebrated their 60th birthdays. During







the celebration a fairy appeared and said







that because they had been such a loving







couple all those years, she would give one







wish each. 















The wife wanted to travel around the world.







The fairy waved her wand and boom! She had







the tickets in her hand. 















Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused







for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd







like to have a woman 30 years younger than







me." The fairy picked up her wand and boom!







He was 90. 















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