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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Giving a gift to the teacher







2. Found by the Game Warden















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1. Giving a gift to the teacher















On a special Teacher's Day, a kindergarten







teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.















The florist's son handed her a gift. She







shook it, held it over her head, and said,







"I bet I know what it is....some flowers."















"That's right!" said the boy. "But how did







you know?"















"Just a wild guess," she said.















The next pupil was the candy store owner's







daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead,







shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what







it is...a box of candy."















"That's right! But how did you know?" asked







the girl.















"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.















The next gift was from the liquor store







owner's son. The teacher held it over her







head but it was leaking. She touched a drop







of the leakage with her finger and tasted







it.















"Is it wine?" she asked.















"No," the boy replied.















The teacher repeated the process, touching







another drop of the leakage to her tongue.















"Is it champagne?" she asked.















"No," the boy replied.















The teacher then said, "I give up, what is







it?"















The boy replied, "A puppy!"















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2. Found by the Game Warden















A couple of young boys were fishing at their







special pond off the beaten track. All of a







sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the







bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw







his rod down and started running through the







woods like a bat out of hell.















The Game Warden was hot on his heels. After







about a half mile, the young man stopped and







stooped over with his hands on his thighs to







catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally







caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin'







license, Boy!" the Warden gasped.















With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and







gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.







"Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must







be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't







have to run from me if you have a valid







license!"















"I know, sir," replied the young guy, "but my







friends back there, well, they don't have one."















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