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1. Blonde confuses horses







2. Long lines at the store















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Blonde confuses horses















A blonde bought two horses and could never







remember which was which. A neighbor suggested







that she cut off the tail of one horse, which







worked great until the other horse got his







tail caught in a bush. The second horse's tail







tore in the same place and looked exactly like







the other horse's tail. Our blonde friend was







stuck again. 















The neighbor then suggested that she notch the







ear of one horse, which worked fine until the







other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire







fence. Once again, the blonde couldn't tell







the two horses apart. 















The neighbor then suggested that she measure







the horses for height. When she did that, the







blonde was very pleased to find that the white







horse was 2 inches taller than the black one. 















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2. Long lines at the store















It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the







sale (and some advertising in the local paper)







were the main reason for the long line that







formed in front of the store by 8:30, the







store's opening time. 















A small man pushed his way to the front of the







line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and







colorful curses. On the man's second attempt,







he was punched square in the jaw, & knocked







around a bit, and then thrown to the end of







the line again. 















As he got up the second time, he said to the







person at the end of the line, "That does it!







If they hit me one more time, I'm not opening







the store!" 















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