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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. Blonde confuses horses
2. Long lines at the store

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. Blonde confuses horses

A blonde bought two horses and could never
remember which was which. A neighbor suggested
that she cut off the tail of one horse, which
worked great until the other horse got his
tail caught in a bush. The second horse's tail
tore in the same place and looked exactly like
the other horse's tail. Our blonde friend was
stuck again. 

The neighbor then suggested that she notch the
ear of one horse, which worked fine until the
other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire
fence. Once again, the blonde couldn't tell
the two horses apart. 

The neighbor then suggested that she measure
the horses for height. When she did that, the
blonde was very pleased to find that the white
horse was 2 inches taller than the black one. 

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2. Long lines at the store

It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the
sale (and some advertising in the local paper)
were the main reason for the long line that
formed in front of the store by 8:30, the
store's opening time. 

A small man pushed his way to the front of the
line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and
colorful curses. On the man's second attempt,
he was punched square in the jaw, & knocked
around a bit, and then thrown to the end of
the line again. 

As he got up the second time, he said to the
person at the end of the line, "That does it!
If they hit me one more time, I'm not opening
the store!" 

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