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# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. Formality at the workplace
2. Teaching the evils of the world

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. Formality at the workplace

The manager of a large office noticed a new
man one day and told him to come into his
office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing the
manager asked the new guy. 

"John," the new guy replied. 

The manager scowled, "Look... I don't know
what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked
before, but I don't call anyone by their first
name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to
a breakdown in authority. I refer to my
employees by their last name only... Smith,
Jones, Baker... That's all. I am to be referred
to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that
straight, what is your last name?" 

The new guy sighed, "Darling. My name is John
Darling." 

"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you
is..." 

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2. Teaching the evils of the world

A father was trying to teach his young son
the evils of alcohol. 

He put one worm in a glass of water and
another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm
in the water lived, while the one in the
whiskey curled up and died. 

"All right, son," asked the father, "what
does that show you?" 

"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink
alcohol, you will not have worms." 

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