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*   Vol. 4, Issue 7: Tue, Aug. 22, 2000   *







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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes















# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E















1. Etch-a-Sketch Technical Support







2. Blondes at a mirror















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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y















1. Etch-a-Sketch Technical Support















Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has a distorted







display. What should I do? 







A: Pick it up and shake it. 























Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has these funny







little lines all over the screen. 







A: Pick it up and shake it. 























Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? 







A: Pick it up and shake it. Set it down. 























Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has lines that prevent







me from doing my art project. 







A: Pick it up and shake it. 























Q: How do I delete a document from my







Etch-A-Sketch? 







A: Pick it up and shake it. 























Q: How do I keep from losing my







Etch-A-Sketch document? 







A: Stop shaking it. 















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2. Blondes at a mirror















Two blondes are walking down the street.







One blonde finds a little mirror, and looks







into it.  She looks again, and again.















Puzzled, she says to her friend, "I just know







I've seen this face before!" 















"Give it to me", says the other blonde. She







looks in the mirror and says, "Of course,







silly! It's me!" 















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