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* Joke newsletter issued by Aha! Jokes

# C O M E D Y  M A N  S A Y S . . .

In light of recent political events, I
thought it appropriate to have a political
jokes issue.  Enjoy and have a good week!

# I N  T O D A Y ' S  I S S U E

1. Political Wizard of Oz
2. Question and answer Clinton jokes
3. Clinton Gore burger

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# J O K E S  F O R  T O D A Y

1. Political Wizard of Oz

President Bush, Dan Quayle, Ross Perot, and
Bill Clinton all traveled together to see
the Wizard of Oz. Upon arrival, they were
brought to see him.

First, President Bush went to see the
Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no
compassion or feelings, I wish to have a
Heart". So the Wizard said, "So be it".

Second was Dan Quayle. He told the Wizard,
"People think I'm unintelligent and have no
common sense whatsoever. I want a brain.
The Wizard said, "So be it". 

Third to ask the Wizard was Ross Perot.
"People say I have no confidence, and I
lack conviction. I wish to have some
courage". The Wizard granted this wish as
well.

And then Bill Clinton approached the
Wizard. The Wizard looked at him and said,
"Well, what do you want?" To which Clinton
replied, "I'm here for Dorothy!"

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2. Question and answer Clinton jokes

Q: Why does Hillary think her husband is a
model president?

A: Because a model is a small imitation
of the real thing



Q: How is Bill like a character actor?
A: When he shows character, he's acting.




Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill
Clinton? 

A: Because he filed as head of the
household.



Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans
happy?

A: If you've paid your tax bill and have
enough money left to feed your
family--you're happy.



Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt
light bulb have in common?

A: Neither one is very bright.

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3. Clinton Gore burger

Did you hear that in response to President
Bill Clinton's habit of dropping in on the
local McDonalds, the McDonald's national
management has announced a commemorative
double cheeseburger, the McClinton?

Of course, when you get it, the price has
doubled, you never get the fries you were
originally promised, and it's got half the
meat.

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