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All numbers are equal
Theorem: All numbers are equal.
Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then
a + b = t
(a + b)(a  b) = t(a  b)
a^2  b^2 = ta  tb
a^2  ta = b^2  tb
a^2  ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2  tb + (t^2)/4
(a  t/2)^2 = (b  t/2)^2
a  t/2 = b  t/2
a = b
So all numbers are the same, and math is pointless.
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