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Lightbulb joke collection 48A: "Hey Bob, this is Carol ... I think I have a lightbulb out over here." Q: How many Alaskan men does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Oh, none ... they just have one of their girlfriends do it. [bitter laugh] Q: How many Beverly Hills residents does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they have a service come in and do that. Q: How many Austinites/Berkeleyites/Boulderites does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to change the bulb and four to talk about how much better it was in the Sixties. Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? A: Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!" Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? A: Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact. Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? A: Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend. Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? A: Six. One to screw it in, one for support, and four to share the experience. This joke was once overheard being told by a lecturer to a class of students during a lecture, in order to make a point about the fact that only one student was doing any work at the terminal while a whole bunch had crowded round to watch - sharing the experience of him doing the work.
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