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Lightbulb joke collection 37A: Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up. Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him. Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit. Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000" Q: How many alt.fan.star-trek readers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Illogical. We don't have such dated devices anymore. Q: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb? A: None, they just assimilate the bulb. Q: How many Borg will it take to change a light bulb? A: All of them. Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building.
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