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Lightbulb joke collection 36A: Two, one to do it and one to assert that the bulb didn't exist before it was lit up. Q: How many executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change. Q: How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed? A: This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile... Q: How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it. Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What kind of answer did you have in mind? Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None--just assume it's changed. Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? A: I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday. Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
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