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Farm jokes 06

Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital!

What do you say if you see a flying pig?
'I see bacon's going up'!

Who tells chicken jokes?

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?
A swine gut!

Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground?
To get to the other side!

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
'When I fall in love it will be for heifer'!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?
Because eggs were going up!

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud!

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion!

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