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Farm jokes 05

What is a cow's favorite TV show?
Dr Moo!

Why was the farmer hopping mad?
Because someone had trodden on his corn!

What would happen if bulls could fly?
You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!

What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud?
A sheep that's under the weather!

Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed!

What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog!

How do you take a pig to hospital?
By hambulance!

What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book!

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