Medical Jokes

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High Cholesterol
Extreme Weight Loss Program
It's Hereditary
When to pull the plug
Get me an ambulence now
Put me into a fighting mood
I think I need a pair of glasses
I would like to havea second opinion
Doctor, should I file my nails?
Problems remembering
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
Driving exams worry me
You're in great health
What is your problem?
Help me with my hair doctor
Does it hurt when you do this?
We are the best of friends
I'm gaining weight doctor
My wife is beating me
The bad and the worse news
My son swallowed the can opener
Did you ever have this before?
I've got good and bad
We need to help these people
Did you take the patient's temperature?
I have bad and very bad news
Do you have a solution?
Preventive medicine belief


Get a heart transplant
A very interesting fact
Will this operation hurt me at all?
The results of the X-ray
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
Can I play the piano once these are off?
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
I want to lose some weight
People are ignoring me
Will I live any longer?
Bad temper problem
An invisible man is here to see you
I can't find the cause of your pain
Would you please do me a favor?
Letters from charities
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
How much will this cost me?
The prison hospital
Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease
What should I do then?
Is she feeling any better?
I have good news and bad news

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