Medical Jokes

A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.


Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.


Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.


Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.


Man: And the bad news?


Doctor: You have Alzheimer's disease.


Man: That's great. I was afraid I had cancer!