I Have Bad And Very Bad News
				
				
				
				Doctor:  I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient:  Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor:  The lab called with your test results.  They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient:  24 hours!  That's terrible!  What could be worse?  What's the very bad news?
Doctor:  I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.