Computer Jokes

The Information Highway Blues


My baby's got my 486.


My cellular phone's on the blink.


My fax's gone off to fax heaven,


And Pay For View stinks.


I got the blues, I got the Information Highway bluuuuues.


I got the bluuuuues, I got the Information Highway blues.


I lost my account on the Internet.


My email's been revoked.


My modem's stuck at 300 baud,


And my terminal just blinks.


I got the blues, I got the Information Highway bluuuuues .


I got the bluuuuues, I got the Information Highway blues.


My head spins from Virtual Reality.


I don't have Video on demand.


I can't read my Personal Newspaper,


And Shop At Home has kinks.


I missed the on-ramp, to the Information Highway bluuuues.


I missed the onnnn-ramp, to the Information Highway blues.


Jack "Blues" Jung, Toronto, September 1994.