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The System Crash Song

SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash")

I was working in the lab, late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,

Some smoke from our VAX began to rise

And suddenly, to my surprise...


(There was a crash) There was a system crash

(A mighty crash) I heard the disk heads smash

(A system crash) It came down in a flash

(There was a crash) A fatal system crash

The lab manager then appeared from his room,

Said: "I don't want to be a prophet of doom,

But we had one like this just the other day

Which blew up 4 megs and the SBA"


The system had just been booted, diagnostics

had all run through, When a power fluck made it

all run amuck, then SCOTTY and IRVING blew too

So we'd lost all our VAXes in less than one night

When a VP came in and said: "hey, that's all right,

I'll loan you a Venus - here's what to do

When you call up Support, tell them Gordon sent you...