Top Ten Error Messages
The Top 10 Good Error Messages On The Brand New $7000 Computer You Just Bought
"That URL was not found because frankly, I didn' try hard enough."
"If you continue to type that way, you'll get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome."
"The Server is not really down, its just mildly depressed."
"Normally, I would complain but I'll let that rough disk insertion slide this time."
"Don't worry, I'll clean up that beer stain."
"Its not a virus...its a STD(System Transmitted Disease)."
"Remember Einstein, its point then click, point then click."
"That General Protection Fault is not yours."
"You're using MS Word 5.0 and that's a weenie version so why don't I upgrade you for free?"
"I hate to tell you this but you have already seen that version of the Pamela Anderson video... may I suggest another?"