Top List Jokes

Top ten reasosn why it's great to be American




You can have a woman president without electing her


You can spell colour wrong and get away with it


You can call Budweiser beer


You can be a crook and still be president


If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything


If you can breathe you can get a gun


You can invent a new public holiday every year


You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.


You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy"


You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.


You can get a pizza within minutes of ordering.