Kid Jokes

A werewolf joke

Why did the parents call their child "Camera"?

Because they were always snapping!





A skeleton joke

Why do skeletons hate winter?

Because the wind just goes straight through them!





A vampire joke

What do vampires play poker for?

High stakes!





A Halloween joke

Another boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head.

"Are you an unmade bed?
" asked his friends

"No, I'm an undercover agent!

"



A ghost joke

What kind of ghost has the best hearing?

The eeriest!





A demon joke

What is the demons' favourite TV sitcom?

Fiends!





A cannibal joke

What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister?

An aunt-eater!