Kid Jokes

A cannibal joke

What did the cannibal say to the explorer?

''Nice to meat you''!





A cannibal joke

Why was the cannibal fined$50 by the judge?

He was caught poaching!





A ghost joke

What do ghosts dance to?

Soul music!





A demon joke

What do demons have for breakfast?

Devilled eggs!





A Halloween joke

Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?

He was in high spirits!





A skeleton joke

What is a skeletons favourite drink?

Milk - it's so good for the bones!





A werewolf joke

Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by it's tail?

It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you!