One Liner Jokes

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?


I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper.


The ice cream truck in my neighborhood plays "Helter Skelter."


I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.


I lost a button hole today. Where am I gonna find another one?


I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.


I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.


I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.


Factorials were someone's attempt to make math *look* exciting.