State Jokes

Nevada: Poker!




Dumb Nevada Laws

It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

Clark County

An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time.

Elko

Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.

Eureka

Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women.

Nyala

A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.






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