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Dumb Nebraska Laws

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.

It is Illegal to go whale fishing.

It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

Lehigh

Doughnut holes may not be sold

Omaha

Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.

A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

Waterloo

Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.






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