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Question And Answer Animal Jokes 7

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

A: Holes all over Australia.




Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?

A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.




Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Chicken's day off.




Q: Why do elephants have trunks?

A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.




Q: Why do elephants drink so much?

A: To try to forget.




Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?

A: He pull out his Diners' Club card.




Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A: A giraffic jam.