Animal Jokes

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?

A: Because they don't know the words.




Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?

A: To a crow bar.




Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?

A: He was going to make a long-distance caw.




Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?

A: Look at the orange mama laid.




Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?

A: No, you should eat your fingers separately.




Q: Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them, they'd break.




Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?

A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.




Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?

A: Waiter: Sit down, sir. We serve anyone.