Kid Jokes

What has a bottom at the top?

I don't know?

Your legs!





What is a skeleton?

Bones, with the person off!





What might you eat in Paris?

The trifle tower!





Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!





Have you ever seen a man eating tiger?

No, but in the cafe next door I once saw a man eating chicken!





What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!





What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend and a bad egg?

The Loch Ness Pongster!