Silly Collection 22
What's the nearest thing to silver?
The Lone Ranger's bottom!
This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
I bet you were mad.
Mad? I was foaming at the mouth!
What sort of animal is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem!
What does "Minimum" mean?
A very small mother!
What is an archaeologist?
Someone who's career is in ruins!
What is hail?
Hard boiled rain!
Why are astronauts successful people?
Because they always go up in the world!