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Silly Collection 09

I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice.

You don't want justice - you want mercy!

What steps would you take if a madman came rushing at you with a knife?

Great big ones!

Who was the world's greatest thief?

Atlas, because he held up the whole world!

How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars!

If two's company and three a crowd, what are four and five?


What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?

His nose!

Mr Smith: I hate to tell you, but your wife just fell down the wishing well.

Mr Brown: It works!