Silly Collection 08
How did the telephones get married?
In a double ring ceremony!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!
Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool.
Give him a glass of water!
Eat up your spinach, it'll put color in your cheeks.
But I don't want green cheeks!
"Quick, take the wheel", said the nervous driver.
"Because there is a tree coming straight for us!"
Where does success come before work?
In the dictionary!
Did you hear about the fool you keeps going around saying "no"?
Oh, so it's you!