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Chicken Jokes 02

Q: Why don't chickens like people?

A: They beat eggs!

Q: Why did the rooster run away?

A: He was chicken!

Q: What do chickens grow on?

A: Eggplants!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

A: He heard the referee calling fowls

Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

A: Because talk is cheep!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A: A bird that lays down!

Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?

A: She lays hand gren-eggs!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

A: It wanted to get to the other site!

Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

A: An alarm cluck!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

A: He wanted to lay it on the line!