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Cat Jokes 08

Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?

A: The Pink Panter Show!

Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?

A: A terrified postman!

Q: When is a lion not a lion?

A: When he turns into his cage!

Q: What do cat actors say on stage?

A: Tabby or not tabby!

Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

A: I'm paw!

Q: What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister?

A: An aunt-eater!

Q: What do tigers wear in bed?

A: Stripey pyjamas!

Q: Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

A: Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!