Kid Jokes

Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?


A: 'Too wet to woo'!





Q: What do baby swans dance to?


A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!





Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?


A: Birds of prey!





Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?


A: Tweetie Pie!





Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?


A: Jail-birds!





Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?


A: Plant bird seed!





Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?


A: Because they're both full of stuffing!





Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?


A: Fowl play!





Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?


A: They quack up!