Kid Jokes

Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?

A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!





Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?


A: Robber ducks!





Q: What kind of bird opens doors?


A: A kiwi!





Q: What language do birds speak?


A: Pigeon English!





Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?


A: Send him to polytechnic!





Q: Where do birds invest their money?


A: In the stork market!





Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?


A: The Birds Eye counter!





Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?


A: A bird that talks in morse code!





Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?


A: A headbanger!