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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism




Georgia Jokes

Q: Why does a Georgia Bulldog place his diploma on the dashboard?

A: So he can park in a handicapped zone!




Dumb Georgia Laws

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.

Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

Signs are required to be written in English.

No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

Acworth

All citizens must own a rake.

Atlanta

Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

One man may not be on another man's back.

Columbus

Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.

It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.

Gainesville

Chicken must be eaten with the hands.

Jonesboro

It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"

Kennesaw

Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.

Marietta

Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.

St. Mary's

No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.

Quitman

It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.






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