Test Jokes

Name: _____________________ Date: _______________



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KNOWLEDGE:__ Really knows what he's doing.

__ Knows just enough to be dangerous.

__ Only half a brain and is dangerous.

__ His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.



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ACCURACY: __ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.

__ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.

__ Must take off shoes to count above ten.

__ What's a number?



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ATTITUDE: __ Extremely co-operative.

__ Brown noser in good standing.

__ Often annoys co-workers and fights.

__ Doesn't care, never did, never will.



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RELIABILE:__ Works so hard he gets extra days off.

__ Very dependable.

__ Rely on his being first one out the door.

__ Absolutely totally worthless.



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APPEARANCE: __ Extremely neat and clean.

__ Looks great on his day off.

__ Flies take him over fresh manure.

__ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.



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PERFORMANCE: __ Works hard if money is involved.

__ Does great work--at evaluation time.

__ Works well after ten cups of coffee.

__ Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.



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LEADERSHIP: __ Carries chainsaw and gets good results.

__ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.

__ One time some listened to him whine.

__ Unable to lead even the most ignorant.

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I understand that I have been counseled and understand

my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further

acknowledge that I am as stupid as a football bat,

and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.



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