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Monthly overall work evaluation

Name: _____________________     Date: _______________


KNOWLEDGE:__ Really knows what he's doing.

          __ Knows just enough to be dangerous.

          __ Only half a brain and is dangerous.

          __ His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.


ACCURACY: __ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.

          __ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.

          __ Must take off shoes to count above ten.

          __ What's a number?


ATTITUDE: __ Extremely co-operative.

          __ Brown noser in good standing.

          __ Often annoys co-workers and fights.

          __ Doesn't care, never did, never will.


RELIABILE:__ Works so hard he gets extra days off.

          __ Very dependable.

          __ Rely on his being first one out the door.

          __ Absolutely totally worthless.


APPEARANCE: __ Extremely neat and clean.

            __ Looks great on his day off.

            __ Flies take him over fresh manure.

            __ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.


PERFORMANCE: __ Works hard if money is involved.

             __ Does great work--at evaluation time.

             __ Works well after ten cups of coffee.

             __ Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.


LEADERSHIP: __ Carries chainsaw and gets good results.

            __ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.

            __ One time some listened to him whine.

            __ Unable to lead even the most ignorant.


I understand that I have been counseled and understand

my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further

acknowledge that I am as stupid as a football bat,

and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.


                                   Employee signature

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