Jokes
Never Forget Your Passwords Again! Register for Free
 Location: Clean Jokes > Ethnic Jokes > Using nails on a house

Mailing List
Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for FREE daily JOKES by E-MAIL!

Laugh Links
- Funny Jokes
- Funny Cartoons
- Random Jokes
- Fun Pages
- Funny Videos
- Funny Audio
- Fun Downloads
- Funny Links
> Featured Today
- What's new?
- Joke of the Day
- Funny Pic of Day
> Other Options
- Contact us
- Link to us
- Submit a Joke


Using nails on a house

These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away.

He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end." The buddy gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those nails are for the other side of the house!"

E-mail this joke to your friends!
  • Visit the next joke about this topic!
  • Visit the previous joke about this topic!
  • Return to the ethnic jokes page

    Search for Jokes by Keyword

    I Want to Match in Search Index:
     

    • Copyright © 2005. Reproduction of this site in part or whole is strictly prohibited. Use subject to terms.
    [ Jokes | Corporate Center | Funny Pictures ]