Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. (Submitted by )

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back (Submitted by )

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!" (Submitted by )

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.